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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But when it comes you cannot hesitate
    And when found
    I will ride on a cow
    And seal it in an envelope
    Addressed to your last known residence

    Artist: Against Me
    Real Lyric: But when it comes you cannot hesitateAnd when found I will write an account And seal it in an envelopeAddressed to your last known residence

    The story:

    Sitting with my sister I started singing RIIIDE ON A
    COOOW and she didn't notice. Then like ten minutes
    later she goes "Wait what? Ride on a cow? That's not
    in there." So we Googled it, and sure enough, Tom
    Gabel (now Laura Jane Grace) was not riding on a
    bovine of any kind. Sad face :(

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