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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But then worst of all
    Neanderthal Baby
    if you say you will

    Artist: Foundations
    Real Lyric: But then worst of allYou never callBaby when you say you will

    The story:

    I was in college living in the dorms. During
    breakfast with my roomate the topic of
    confusing song lyrics came up and I told about
    "Build me up Buttercup." He didn't recognize
    the song when I spoke it so I started singing it.
    As it happened there was a momentary lull in
    the dinn of the dining room as I started to
    sing. When "Neanderthal baby" came out, my
    buddy snorted scrambled egg out his nose
    and a rousing cheer came from all these
    people around me.

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