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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But nothing compares
    To all this blue and yellow bird poop, yeah

    Artist: Eminem
    Song: Purple Pills
    Real Lyric: But nothing comparesTo these blue and yellow purple pills

    The story:

    So my brother thinks eminem is amazing. He's told me a lot of the lyrics that he thinks are funny. I just figured this song was one of those funny ones. I swore I heard something funny when he was driving me to school and he cranked up this song so I asked him what the song was called. Even when he told me the song was called purple pills I didn't really get it. So I said "Did he say what I thought he said?"
    I listened again. "Oh he DID say it!"
    "Said what?"
    "Something about bird poop."
    I think my brother almost crashed the car when I said that. He whipped his head around and was like "Blue and yellow PURPLE PILLS!" I think he was really happy to dump me out of the car at school.

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