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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But no, he sucks

    Artist: Arctic Monkeys
    Song: Knee Socks
    Real Lyric: And your knee socks

    The story:

    My friend really likes Arctic Monkeys and she was
    playing them when we were hanging out once.

    I'd heard this album a few times by then and I'd
    gathered that most of it was about unrequited love
    and I figured this song was so different, but
    unlike the others it was written in second-person.

    This lyrics to this song say something about
    knowing who's calling but the number's blocked so
    I thought it was about how the guy calling is
    really good for this girl but she ignores him
    because "he sucks."

    One day my friend played a live version and this
    line was sung clearer so I asked if it was "He
    sucks" or "knee socks"...Turns out I was wrong...

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