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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But my body feels so good
    and I still sing a razor line everytime.

    Artist: The Who
    Real Lyric: Real lyric, or at least what I was *told* to be the real lyric:But my body feels so goodand I still see the rays of light everytime.

    The story:

    Well, you have to admit that it does sound pretty convincing. A singer who firstly descibes his shabby appearance, understanding how that may disqualify him in her eyes. Yet, despite that, he is still an eligible partner for this woman he is so -uh- in love with by listing his unique qualifications to do the job?

    Actually I'm still not convinced that I have been wrong all these years. I'll only accept Pete Townsend's say so that I got the wrong end of the stick.

    Go on then, try and explain to me one more time. I promise I'll try to be reasonable..!

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