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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But Janet's up herself

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Billie Jean
    Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son

    The story:

    I first heard the song playing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City at my sisters boyfriends house as a kid, and I knew Michael Jackson has a sister named Janet because she was recently on the news for the 'wardrobe malfunction'. I still don't get how I mixed the lyrics up!

    I realized I was wrong with the lyrics when I was singing karaoke one day in music class with a friend, then when the lyrics came up on the screen, realized that I had got them wrong (I sang them correctly though, not my misheard way). Nothing too embarrassing.

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