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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But I would not be caught dead with jewelry in my ears

    Real Lyric: But I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers

    The story:

    I grew up listening to my parents' Simon and Garfunkel albums. I can't remember not knowing their songs. So I suppose I picked up these false lyrics before I understood what it meant to be "convicted," or what a "jury" was. I taught these lyrics to my younger siblings, and blithely sang along loudly, using these lyrics, until near the end of high school, when someone confronted me with my error and corrected me. Those lyrics which had seemed normal and sensible to me all my life were suddenly so obviously glaringly strange and out of place!

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