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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But I wandered through my playing cards with my
    letter 'V.'

    Artist: Procol Harum
    Real Lyric: But I wandered through my playing cards and would not let her be.

    The story:

    Our friends Linda and Steve were driving my wife and
    me home, and in the car we were 'remembering' and
    reciting some lyrics from songs of the good old
    days. Linda quoyed the words to 'A Whiter Shade of
    Pale,' and when it came to the crucial line, I said,
    "Oh! so that's what it is! and then I told them what
    I had thought I heard for 40+ years and boy did
    Linda laugh her head off at me. She couldn't
    BELIEVE it! It WAS hysterical!

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