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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But I misheard them as:
    No darks or chasms in the classroom
    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your beets?

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom...How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

    The story:

    When I was reading this site ten seconds ago
    with my boyfriend and I read somebody else's entry
    and I said to him, "Oh, it's not beets"
    (He apparently knew all along). I'm not that fond
    of vegetables.

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