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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But I know, it's my own Grandpa

    Artist: Jimmy Buffett
    Real Lyric: But I know, it's my own damn fault.

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    Ahhh.. The joys of AM radio. Makes you hear things that aren't there.

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    I've always heard the same damn thing!

    garytvfan May 08, 2016 7:00 am

    Those are the words my two brothers heard when they were young, and my parents and I didn't feel the need to correct them.

    shortstop Feb 22, 2009 3:13 am