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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bums, we got bums, we got bums-a-bums
    Ah, we got bum, bums, we got bums-a-bums
    Ah, we got bum, bum, we got bums-ba-bums
    We got a big, bad bag full of dynamite

    Alright, three-two-one
    The condom's on,
    And we say three-two-one

    Artist: Junior Senior
    Song: Dynamite
    Real Lyric: Bombs, we got bombs, we got bombs-a-bombsAh, we got bomb, bomb, we got bomb-a-bombsAh, we got bomb, bombs, we got bomb-ba-bombsWe got a big, bad bag full of dynamiteAlright, three-two-oneGo countdown, sonAnd we say three-two-oneWe've just begun

    The story:

    I've had this song on my computer for a few years but I never
    bothered to find out what the lyrics were.
    I was making dinner and singing along to music (after having
    had a certain amount of wine). The song came on and I was
    singing away, until a friend pointed out that what I was singing
    was unlikely to be the real lyrics.

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