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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bread crumbs, bread crumbs, to build a wall between us

    Artist: Crowded House
    Real Lyric: They come, they come, to build a wall between us

    The story:

    My daughter, who is notorious for her misheard lyrics, asked me, "How can they build a wall out of bread crumbs? What are they, ants?" I think I need to get her ears checked!

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    What a small world, I heard it this way too, only without the s after crumbs.

    willallen25 Oct 20, 2010 1:35 am