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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Brand-New Girl

    Artist: Van Morrison
    Real Lyric: Brown-Eyed Girl

    The story:

    We were at an Irish pub and there was a band playing. They were quite good. At a given point they started playing Van Morrison’s song, and when they got to the chorus I went “Brand-new girl, sha-la-la…” My friends thought I was mocking the song on purpose, so they joined in merrily, but when later on I learned what the original lyrics said I was so embarrassed... Still, my friends claim that “my” version is funnier and gives a whole new meaning to the song…

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