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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Boy use your fingernails

    Artist: Rihanna
    Song: Rude Boy
    Real Lyric: Boy is you big enough

    The story:

    I heard this song for the first time today while I was working and was commenting on how explicit it was. I was like "use your fingernails?" like, dang, she likes it rough. Everyone was like "what?" and looked at me funny. I thought they were just surprised by the song like I was, until just 5 minutes ago when I looked it up read the rest of the lyrics that I couldn't understand.
    I was sure I had that one right.

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