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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Books all say different things while people flap their yellow wings dinosaur, penor whore

    Song: Know
    Real Lyric: Books all say different things while people flap their yellow wings tryingto soar by being a whore

    The story:

    We were all coming back from the Serj Tankian concert, and discussing how odd, yet hilarious, that Serj had launched into an Abba. This led onto a conversation reminicising on all the fairly odd things System had done and said over the past years.

    I, getting caught up in the excitement, launched into the most obvious piece of hilarity (well, to me) which was my renditiong of Know ("DINOSAUR! PENOR WHORE!") and commenting on how hilarious giant slutty reptiles would have been. My friends looked at me blankly and one remarked "If the whole song is about the curiousity of death, and the false sense of security that organised religion gives the followers about their afterlives, why the hell would they shout that in the middle?"

    & then I saw the light.

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