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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bollocking Time (I don't know if I'm allowed to say that or if I should have put asterisks!)

    Artist: Paul McCartney
    Real Lyric: Mull of Kintyre

    The story:

    I was listening to Christmassy songs with my family while we were putting the decorations up one year and said, "Those lyrics aren't what I think they are, are they?" My mum was in stitches when I said what I *thought* they were, but now admits that it really does sound like it and can't listen to the song without cracking up now.

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