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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Boil the weakling millipede
    Songs that made the hip hooray
    Guys like Gus, we had it made
    Those were the days.

    And you know when you were dead?
    Girls were girls and men more mare.
    Mister we could use a mammoth trifle two-f

    Real Lyric: Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade, guys like us we had it made, those were the days.And you know where you were then, girls were girls and men were men, mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again, didn't need no welfare states.Everybody pulled his weight, gee our old Lasalle ran great, those were the days.



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