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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Song: Sarah

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    blue like my toilet
    it's sanitized

    Artist: Eiffel 65
    Real Lyric: blue like my corvetteit's standing outside



    The story:

    I was watching a program called "One Hit Wonders", and Eiffel 65 was one of the featured artists. The video for "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" played, and there was closed captioning on the video. When I found out what he is actually saying, I just laughed right out loud since I was convinced what I thought I heard was actually what he was singing.
    BTW, who has ever heard of a blue toilet anyway? :P

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