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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Blood dripped from the ceiling as I stepped into his cave, and then I sliced his little c**kles off, with a long and shiny blade! C'mon everybody f**kalie and f**kaloo!

    Artist: Tenacious D
    Song: Kickapoo
    Real Lyric: Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave, and I sliced his f**king c**kles, with a long and shiney blade! Twas I who f**ked the dragon, f**ka lie sing f**kaloo!

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    When you've only seen the movie once and never heard of Tenacious D beforehand, it's very easy to mishear.

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