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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night...

    Real Lyric: Blinded by the light...revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.



    The story:

    I was playing a crazy game of Uno with my family while on a visit to my brother in Madison. The song came on, and I said, "Mom, what the HELL are they saying???? To me, it always sounded like..." and then I told her. She laughed harder than anything I've ever seen before, and so did I...seriously...listen to it, and BE CONVINCED! HAHA!

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