Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 35,539 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Bless my soul, I'll be late

    Artist: Police
    Song: King Of Pain
    Real Lyric: That's my soul up there

    The story:

    Listening to the Police's greatest hits on CD, I softly sang my misheard lyric. My wife looked at me and said, "What?!?" After she told me the correcrt lyric, I told her I'd always assumed Sting was throwing in an "Alice in Wonderland" reference to match the nightmarish imagery in the rest of the song.

    "Yeah ... whatever," was her reply.

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!