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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Blah blah black sheep, any any more?
    Yes sir, yes sir, three black holes.
    One for my master, one for Elaine, one for the little boy who lives in the lane.
    Blah blah black sheep, any any more?
    Yes sir, yes sir, three black holes.

    Artist: Nursery Rhymes
    Real Lyric: Bah bah black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. one for my master and one for my dame, and one for the little boy who lives down the lane. Bah bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.



    The story:

    The credit goes to a munchkin we watch sometimes. She frequently minces nursurey rhymes. Our favourite line is "yes sir, yes sir, three black holes." Don't know where she got that one. Blurted it out in traffic on the way to the store when she was about 6.

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