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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Black velvet on a slow southern child

    Artist: Alannah Myles
    Song: Black Velvet
    Real Lyric: Black velvet with that slow southern style

    The story:

    I had honestly thought that was it all my life ever since the first time I heard that song... until today when I was in the car with my family and that song was on a station that my dad flipped to, and my mom mentioned how black velvet is a type of drink. My mental image of a mentally disabled child wearing black velvet clothes suddenly made no sense (not that it ever did...) and I went to go look up the lyrics when I got home.

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