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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Black Pilate, I have a dog.

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Pilate
    Real Lyric: Like Pilate, I have a dog.



    The story:

    My friend who misheard the lyrics as stated above, described this song saying, "So there's this guy talking to a pilot, who happens to be black, and tells him, 'I have a dog.'

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