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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Black black heart why would you offer more
    Why would you make it easier only to set aside
    that I'm on fire, im running to the core
    im eating all your flings and queers
    All you sexy lost diamonds

    Artist: David Usher
    Real Lyric: Black black heart why would you offer moreWhy would you make it easier on me to satisfyI'm on fire i'm rotting to the coreI'm eating all your kings and queensAll your sex and your diamonds



    The story:

    I was singing at my friends house in front of her family because she wanted me to "show off my talent" . So when those lyrics came around I sang them the way I thought. Well I showed off my talents, and how stupid I am! They burst out laughing and I looked myself in the bathroom for the rest of the night.

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