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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Black Black Heart
    Now would you offer more
    Now would you make is pleasier
    Mostly I'm on fire
    I'm on fire
    I smacked into the door
    I'm beating all your flings and beans
    gall your sex and you die yums

    Artist: David Usher
    Real Lyric: Black black heart why would you offer moreWhy would you make it easier on me to satisfyI'm on fire I'm rotting to the coreI'm eating all your kings and queensAll your sex and your diamonds



    The story:

    I am really shy and finally I decided I would sing with my mum around. I started singing that part of the song and she started laughing so hard that she was crying. My sister almost wet herself. I started fake laughing to try not to look to stupid but how could I do that when I sang "I smacked into the door"!!! Anyway I will never sing infront of them again.

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