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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Best of all, I've got my belly

    Artist: Paolo Nutini
    Real Lyric: Best of all, I've got my baby

    The story:

    My stepson asked me if I'd heard a song that went like that. When I'd picked myself up off the floor I explained what the correct lyrics were; but on consideration we decided his version was better. Now we always join in with these lyrics when it comes on the radio:
    "Best of all, I've got my belly,
    Woah, best of all, I've got my belly,
    It's mighty wide and it's all mine,
    Nothing's gonna slim it down".

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