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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Beep, Beep, Bunny
    That is the cow that killed his honey

    Artist: 311
    Song: All Mixed Up
    Real Lyric: You keep me comingThat is the gal that kill dem stunning

    The story:

    I woke up from my afternoon nap with this song blaring on my radio. I sat, in the dark, listening, sure that I must still be dreaming. I listened to the entire song, then grabbed a pen and wrote my lyrics down on my hand, figuring it would be easy to figure out who the artist was--after all, how many bands have lyrics that stupid? An indepth search told me that maybe I was the one with the stupidity issue. Luckily, the radio station has a "find any song we've played in the past 24 hours" function, which gave me band and song name. The rest is humiliating history.

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