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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Because your pissed about your lisp

    Artist: Hall & Oates
    Real Lyric: Because your kiss is on my list

    The story:

    I never really gave this song much thought (as I am not much of a Hall & Oates fan), however, as I was at work one day, I was sitting in the break room (and yes, I was on break!) listening to the piped in music through the ratty speaker in the room, and I couldn't quite figure out what he was singing, and this was my best guess. I asked a co-worker about it (knowing they liked Hall & Oates) as to what the real lyrics are. Having been told, I burst into laughter at myself, and only got a cold stare when I told them why I was laughing.

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