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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Because you have to make this like Liverpool

    Artist: Depeche Mode
    Song: Strangelove
    Real Lyric: Because you have to make this life liveable

    The story:

    Singing it at the top of my voice whilst getting ready to go out one and evening and my ( then ) boyfriend sneering at me for being so dim

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    You are not alone! I sang the same thing for two decades until my best friend and I are driving though Munich bothh singing the song. He sang the correct lyrics and I sang my version. He laughed his head off. My girlfriend in the back as well. two minutes of pain for two decades of FAILure. ;-) PS: I can still laugh about it today though!

    JuanEnrico Feb 21, 2012 8:47 am