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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Because everybody knows that beck creeps in slow 'til you feel safe in his arms,
    And I've been looking for a new friend and I don't care if his the crapest in bed

    Artist: Beck
    Song: O Maria
    Real Lyric: Because everybody knows death creeps in slow 'til you feel safe in his arms,And I've been looking for a new friend and I don't care if he's decrepid and grey



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    oh man when i was singing it one time and my sis goes to me "what did you just say?" and i was like and a sung it again and she cracks up laughing and i'm like "what?" and she goes to me just go look up the lyrics.
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    and do i think my version is better then becks? hell yeah! and i know from experiance about being in becks arms (as i hugged him back stage at his concert in australia, melb last year) yeah......so i know ALL about feeling safe in becks arms hehe

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