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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Be in the position to make me feel so democratic.

    Artist: TLC
    Song: Unpretty
    Real Lyric: Be in the position to make me feel so damn unpretty.

    The story:

    I was singing the song in a car with my family present and my sister asked me what I had just said, and I told her. She thought I had sung the actual lyrics and I am not allowed to swear. She still thinks I made up the "democratic" part to get out of trouble with my parents. Oh well, at least I know the actual lyrics, which make more sense anyways...

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