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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bass! How low can you go?
    Hey bro, water buffalo,
    Once again, back it's the incredible
    Rhyme animal, the young cannibal, Dee!Come again I'll be number one
    My folks said "Freeze!" and I got numb

    Artist: Public Enemy
    Real Lyric: Bass! How low can you go? Death row what a brother knows Once again, back is the incredible The rhyme animal The incredible D. Public Enemy number one Five-O said "Freeze!" and I got numb

    The story:

    Singing it to a friend to see if he had heard it, and realising he had when he laughed in my face. I thought it was a bit strange, a song about a water buffalo called Dee (who obviously ate other water buffalo), but you don't argue with Public Enemy. Not even Chuck D, who I used to think listened to his folks....

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