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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bang sister, donk sister, ooooh we're going round

    Real Lyric: Things just-ah, don't seem-ah, to be going right

    The story:

    Driving in the car with dad, who is a huge Aussie Crawl fan. I wanted to sing along but I felt that the song just couldn't be about someone doing a violent dance with their sister (banging, donking and twirling around) so I sang my version to dad and said "is that right?". He laughed with reckless abandon for some minutes before correcting me!

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