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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Banana rum
    Banana rum
    And the jammer ham and Salad Sam
    Were scorching in the sun
    For that banana rum

    Artist: Wings
    Real Lyric: Band on the runBand on the runAnd the jailer man and Sailor SamWere searching every one



    The story:

    Well, I don't really like the song or the voice, so I never bothered to figure out what he's really singing until my son overheard me when he was practicing it a few months ago. I actually have almost all the words wrong and thought the song was about food. Since Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is just plain gibberish, I figured this was just another weird bunch of words written by stoned people with the munchies or something.

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