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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bald-headed woman, Bald-headed woman to me"

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: "More than a woman, More than a woman to me..."

    The story:

    I was in the car with my daughter and about five of her friends when I heard them laughing at me. I thought it was my voice. I sing loudly and off key. My daughter started snickering at me and told me how goofy I was because she thought I was making it up as I went along to make her friends laugh. At the next chorus I just stared at them.My daughter was mortified. I was horrified, her friends were laughing hysterically. Later I introduced my daughter to my boss, a woman with a disease that caused her to lose all her body hair. I knew a "bald-headed woman" and that made more sense than "More than a woman." My daughter was again horrified. It was a horrifying year for her, but hey what else are mothers for?
    I am glad to know that others have misheard the song the same way though.

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