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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bald-headed woman, bald-headed woman to me...

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me...

    The story:

    It was actually my partner, a very manly (cool) surfer "dude"... he thought he was going great guns whilst mowing the lawn one day singing away and "The Bee Gees" came on the radio.. he started to sing along and I wasnt sure what i was hearing.. when questioned he said "bald-headed woman"..
    I was in hysterics and asked if he was joking!! He was mortified, Ive never seen him more embarrassed in his liife... that was two years ago and even now it has me in fits of laughter!!

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