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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Song: Sarah

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    Song: Jeremy

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    Badder than a whooping cough

    Artist: Jim Croce
    Real Lyric: Badder than Old King Kong



    The story:

    I sang this at a karaoke bar and I was so sure that I knew the chorus that I didn't even bother looking at the words on the screen. When I said whooping cough, people started looking at me funny and laughed--at that point I just wanted find out what was so weird. After the song, someone asked me why I said whooping cough. I said because someone had told me it wasn't "badder than a hooking call." I mean what else could it be?

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