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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Baby this town rips the balls from your back

    Song: Born To Run
    Real Lyric: Baby this town rips the bones from your back
    The story:

    My husband and I were taking a road trip and I considered this my theme song with my new car so I turned it up and started belting it out at the top of my lungs. My husband, the non-Springsteen fan, tolerated it well until i came to that line and he began laughing so hard tears streamed down his face until he finally managed to wheeze, "did you just say balls?!"
    "yeah. that's what he says!" (i knew it didn't make sense but it sounded JUST like it!)
    "no! it's bones. and this is your 'theme song?'"

    Now, whenever the song comes on, he sings the wrong lyrics with me and asks me how my "back balls" are doing.

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