The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
i put the cd on in my school boarding house and started playing air guitar with a pool cue. I leaped onto the table and rocked that cue so hard it started to smoke. then i started to sing dropped the cue and fell of the table. the cue landing in my left eye. I'm now blind in that eye and was expelled from school for standing on the pool table. I also sang the lyrics incorrect but nobody laughs at that. This is because i was convicted for the assult on my head teacher. He's now blind in both eyes.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
7/16/2004 4:04 pm
Age it happened
13
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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