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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Baby it's alright you aint gotta flaunt for me
    blah blah blah blah you can touch my knob its free

    Artist: Timbaland
    Real Lyric: Oh Baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for meIf we go and touch, you can still touch my love, it's free

    The story:

    I obviously realisied that these could not possibly be the real lyrics but when I first heard the song I did an audio double take and burst out laughing, much to the surprise of my boyfriend...

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