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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Baby, how can we make love if we can't make us mess; Tell me how can we be lovers if we can't be can't be friends?

    Artist: Michael Bolton
    Song: How Can We Be Lovers
    Real Lyric: Baby, how can we make love if we can't make amends; Tell me how can we be lovers if we can't be can't be friends?
    The story:

    I just had this realization a few years ago and I can't believe no one corrected me back in the 80s when that song was popular. I had convinced some of my little friends that those were the lyrics, so I know I was the only one belting the wrong ones out!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/22/2003 5:24 pm

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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