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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    B string sounding louder
    High on the B string

    Artist: Cat Stevens
    Song: Peace Train
    Real Lyric: Peace train sounding louderGlide on the peace train

    The story:

    I always thought Cat Stevens had written a paean to his guitar string, and was thankful he wasn't enamoured of the G string. It was August 2004, toward the end of a cycle aerobics class and with the music still playing. For the first time ever (after more than 30 years!) I heard the "real" lyrics and laughed out loud, which caused all my sweaty neighbors to look at me askance.

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