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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    b***hes came and broke my heart

    Song: Rosalita
    Real Lyric: And your papa says he knows that I don't (have any money)Whoa, your papa says he knows (that I don't have any money)

    The story:

    I just got my daughter into THE BOSS, and she
    delightfully playing all my old cds. As a
    Springsteen fan of nearly 30 years standing, I am
    singing along with the best of them ... until we
    reach Rosalita. My daughter cracks up and tells me
    "those aren't the words!!!" .. we google it and
    discover I've misheard them for 30 years!

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