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    Australians all eat sausages.
    Four minus one is three.

    Real Lyric: Australians all, let us rejoice,For we are young and free!

    The story:

    I was at school assembly.

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    I mean the Four minus one is three, not the sausages!

    DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:43 pm

    Haha, its so true!

    DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:43 pm

    i am cryin gim laughuing so much, im also making loads of typos

    Ninja_Penguin89 Feb 09, 2010 1:25 pm

    that's absolutely hysterical

    boomersooner9874 Nov 04, 2009 12:36 pm

    hahaha that is too funny!!!!

    starlight Aug 23, 2009 8:45 am

    Now that I just listened to it, it does sound like that!

    BrunaBlack Jul 17, 2008 3:51 pm