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    Australians all are ostriches
    full of our lovely beans

    Real Lyric: Australian all let us rejoicefor we are young and free

    The story:

    well, I'd been singing it like this at school assembly every week for 6 years, but when i switched schools, people had to sing solo if their music teacher thought they were good enough singers. So, at my new school, not having made friends yet, i sung that we're all ostriches and like eating beans! It was so embarrassing that the principal leaned over my head to tell the music teacher that next week the students have the lyrics in front of them!

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    So if you fill an ostrich with lovely beans you get an emu?

    Chunkboi Dec 15, 2014 1:56 pm