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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    at festivus confide haplessness at mccccccc d's

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Song: I Don't Care
    Real Lyric: The best of us can find happiness in misery

    The story:

    I heard it on the radio in the shower, and as I picked up on the refrain, I started singing at the top of my lugs (I thought no one was home) AT FESTIVUS CONFIDE HAPLESSNESS AT MC D'S!!!! Then my brother yelled WHAT ARE YOU FRICKIN SINGING!??!?!?
    I replied ' A new fall out boy song'. Then he explained to me the real lyrics. I looked like a radish without sunscreen in the bahamas. Except redder and laughing my head off!

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