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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    As we walked in fields of Bali.

    Artist: Sting
    Real Lyric: As we walked in fields of barley.

    The story:

    I was in Bali with my girlfriend. We were walking across a field to a place to have dinner and I said, "this is just like the Sting song." My girlfriend said, "what do you mean?" I said, "you know, walking in a Bali." She said back, "It's barley, you moron!"
    I tried to laugh it off but she was more irritated than amused. We argued all through dinner.
    At some point on the flight back to the States she turned to me and said she didn't think we should see each other any more.
    I really hate Sting now. I turn him off if he comes up on the radio.

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