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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    As long as you will always be my big **s man

    Artist: Warrant
    Song: Heaven
    Real Lyric: As long as you will always be my biggest fan

    The story:

    I was driving with my boyfriend at the time, and since having heard the song and interpreting it to say what I thought, I referred to him as my BAM. He finally asked why I called him that and I told him because of the song by Warrant where they said it. I told him I didn't think he had a big **s, but that it was cute and I thought it was really awesome that a popular band was no longer afraid to hide their sexuality, because times had changed so much. Needless to say, after looking at me like I was crazy and laughing until soda came out of his nose, he clued me in to the real lyrics. It made so much more sense then, even though I told him I wasn't that far off, because they did have long hair and wore more make-up than I did.....

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