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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    As he came in through the window
    it was a sundown a crescendo
    He came into her apartment
    He left the bloodstains on the carpet
    She ran at him with a table
    To make sushi, what of Abel?
    So she ran into the bathroom
    She was

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Real Lyric: As he came into the windowIt was the sound of a CrescendoHe came into her apartmentHe left the blood stains on The carpetShe ran Underneath the TableHe could see she was unableSo she ran into The bedroomShe was struck Down It was Her doom.

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    I always thought the lyrics didn't make any sense...but I figured it was some sort of slang or metaphor...

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